IBIZA - The island that charges you 9euro for 200ml of water.

We arrived in Ibiza to start our tour with our amazing guide David James Paton. He told us our itinerary which the very few words we remember are "in terms of prices" and "i love it" said in a pommy accent although he is australian.

We met out two new besties Tatum the queen of gingers and Jess aka Aunty Jess or Timone. Where we spent the next 8 days actually ended up 13 days with.

A few words to sum up Ibiza is -

- Amnesia (50 euro entry only)
- Barbara Streisand
- Duck Sauce
- Yolander Be Cool
- A-trak
- 9 euro water
- 10-14000 people in a club
- home at 6-7am
- privledge (45 euro entry only)
- Underworld
- Born slippy
- Booze cruise
- Wine/fanta
- Zoo Project
- Lots of dancing
- Lots of smiling
- Great rides in the lift
- Bora Bora beach
- Too many drinks
- Vomiting
- Mcdonalds, hungary jacks, burger king - anything greasy
- Sunsets
- Sunrises
- Really expensive
- Cafe Del Mar
- Moonface aka Daves wanna be girlfriend
- Cheese
- Many of jokes about David James Paton